[ what if he just... gently mouths at it... it's kind of a pain in the ass to do through his underwear but he manages. and if Dirk is wondering why he's still beating around the bush, it's because he hasn't quite gotten up the gumption to take the damn things off already. this is as bold as he can get without out-and-out blushing and turning away. ]
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Yeah, but still. Dang.