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robodicking2012-08-10 05:03 am
plushrumpus) wrote in robodicking2012-08-10 05:03 am
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no don't look at this
[It is hot as balls. The kind of hot where the news tells you to crank up the AC and just stay the fuck inside. The kind of hot where the city pretty much shuts down for the day. That's the kind of hot it is. And it's that kind of hot that Bro Strider thrives off of, even if he's stripped down to a wifebeater and boxer briefs and can barely peel himself off the futon even for all the cold beer he's stockpiled in the fridge.
It's painful to actually use that thing, but well, desperate times call for desperate measures. The sword booby trap got boring anyway.
But right now, he kinda doesn't give a fuck about beer. Or the copy of Total Nachopocolypse 4: The Snackening he's got in the 360, flashing brightly on the TV. Or the fact that said prescribed AC is mostly busted, although it's making matters worse. Because more than anything, he's just really... well, restless. Or more specifically, horny. It's just what the heat does to him sometimes.
And hey, blaming it on the fact that he also hasn't gotten laid in a while just isn't quite as interesting.]
Yo lil' man, you sure you ain't down for a little PVP? I'm tired at looking at all of this giant TV by myself, it needs some split-screen action. Like, now.
[Clearly, the answer is to distract himself with video games.]
It's painful to actually use that thing, but well, desperate times call for desperate measures. The sword booby trap got boring anyway.
But right now, he kinda doesn't give a fuck about beer. Or the copy of Total Nachopocolypse 4: The Snackening he's got in the 360, flashing brightly on the TV. Or the fact that said prescribed AC is mostly busted, although it's making matters worse. Because more than anything, he's just really... well, restless. Or more specifically, horny. It's just what the heat does to him sometimes.
And hey, blaming it on the fact that he also hasn't gotten laid in a while just isn't quite as interesting.]
Yo lil' man, you sure you ain't down for a little PVP? I'm tired at looking at all of this giant TV by myself, it needs some split-screen action. Like, now.
[Clearly, the answer is to distract himself with video games.]