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[plushrumpus]

[It's one of those days. It's one of those sit-on-the-couch-drinking-beer-and-doing-nothing days. He couldn't find something to busy himself if he tried, nor does he want to try and find something to busy himself with. He's a full-grown man, he has the right to sit around on his ass if he wants to. So that's exactly what he's gonna fucking do.

Of course, his brain has different ideas, if the way it's nagging him about a certain someone's presence elsewhere in the apartment more than usual is any indication.]

Yo, sis. [Might as well jump-start making something happen, calling out to the other side of the apartment, instead of just waiting on the off chance he gets some company.] This is the episode I was talkin' about. Though you better get your ass in here quick, or you're gonna completely miss all this prime Snoop cameo action.

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[ticktocks]

[ Dana appears when summoned, and she appears in just her bra and a skirt, because as it turns out, she was in the middle of changing. she couldn't hardly care less about being presentable or decent, not in any normal circumstance and certainly not now, when Snoop is on the tv. she wanders out of her room and comes over to the side of the futon, arms crossed over her stomach with her eyes on the screen. ]

Did I miss it?

[plushrumpus]

[Bro glances back over his shoulder right as the man in question comes on the screen, rapping some shit about "MILF weed" in a dim, mood-lit recording studio. He doesn't watch. Sure, Bro's seen it before, but even if he hadn't, he's not sure he could tear his eyes away that easy.]

Almost.

[Thank fuck for his shades.]

[ticktocks]

[ once she sees her very favorite idol she takes a seat on the futon next to Bro, watching with visible interest. totally worth it to come out half naked for this. totally. ]

Dang, I dunno how I missed this. I watch this channel all the time.

[plushrumpus]

[Well that gets his brain shifting in to a different gear.]

You sure being a Showtime addict is a thing you wanna own up to so easy.

[ticktocks]

[ a casual shrug. ]

There's good shit on sometimes.

[plushrumpus]

[don't look at her tits don't look at her tits don't look-

He fails to not look.]

Not as good since 2009. But we'll keep petitioning until they bring back The L Word.

[ticktocks]

[ it's okay Bro, her tits are pretty Out There. and she knows it, but is too fascinated with Snoop to really care. ]

I won't rest till it's back on the air, trust me. In the meantime, though, there's that movie where Angelina Jolie is naked for most of it.

[plushrumpus]

[God help him, they're so cute and perky, too. Fuck.]

... yeah? [He took too long to respond. Oh fuck. Abort abort abort-] Don't remember that one. [Bro finally manages to look back to the screen.] Which is clearly a fucking travesty.

[ticktocks]

Seriously? Dude, we have to fucking watch it. It's before she got all boring-looking and fat, too. She plays a crack whore or something. It's amazing.

[ she manages to look over only once his attention has left her tinytits, at least. ]

[plushrumpus]

Pretty Woman? Well no shit I don't remember, it probably all got overshadowed by Richard Gere's enormous, blandly attractive face.

[Finishing off his beer, Bro's interest in the TV dwindles back down to nothing as Snoop leaves the screen and they're only left with Dumb White Woman shenanigans. Alas.]