OMG YOU LOSERS JUST GO TALK IN PERSON I HATE YOU

[windsocks]

... dave?
are you still in the house?

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[windsocks]

[Well thanks, he just stopped breathing.]

... hahahahahahahaha!
what?
oh my god, dave, go sit back down!
this is just getting stupid.

[ticktocks]

im almost there jon
whereu at
i now you cant baar to be apart foform me sothe sooner we can b reuinited the ebtter right

[windsocks]

dude, shut up.
you're still sitting on that couch in the living room, aren't you.

[ticktocks]

no of course not



ok yes im still on theouchc
im kinda dizzy dude i dont want to dleal with that crowd

[windsocks]

you nerd.
now put the vodka away for a while, okay?
you have had enough.

[ticktocks]

ok
imd oen im cutting myself off and by wthat i mean taht somebody took thebotlte somewhere
anywy why are yu out ther its fucking cold out
come in here
i meaunless you realy dont want to come be all nupbin my grill and i really dont believe thats possible

[windsocks]

vriska invited me back here.
there's a fire pit and everything!
i didn't wanna be rude.

besides, she took the smirnoff ice with her.
how could i not follow?

[ticktocks]

ohdang fire pit thats romantic as fuck
yousboulda told me you wer emaking out with a hot babe i wodl have teaed you so much mroe mrcielslly
fixy little womaizer you jese
you dont even need me

[windsocks]

yeah except it's not like that!
jeez.
we're not even alone, karkat and eridan and feferi are here.
and all fighting.
it's actually pretty entertaining.

[ticktocks]

thats youre ide aof entertanigning
ims itting here all by mseyfl totally vulbnerable and not doigna ntyhning with anyoebody
andyoud rather wathc those guys rip eachothrs head off
im queist0oning your priorityies dude
questioning them rihgt now
so hard
questionging
yeah

[windsocks]

vulnerable?
what are you expecting me to DO?
no
fuck, don't answer that question, please.

[ticktocks]

whoa what hahaha ok why cant i answer it
you faifraid of what im gonna suggest
hat are youe vne thinking aout dude

[windsocks]

you're the one bringing it up in the first place!

[ticktocks]

heayh but youre the one getting al freaked out about it
whatyou got in midn john are yout thinkin dirty thgouhts about me
who am i kdiding of course you are

[windsocks]

SHUT UP DAVE YOU ARE DRUNK.

[ticktocks]

hahahaha omg
u want it its written alloevr your capslcock
LOL
*CAPS LOCK
jeus didck i really am drunk

[windsocks]

you really are!
and it isn't funny any more!
so shut up!

[ticktocks]

no its still pretyt funny im crakcing up over here
gonn need some emotional suprort for al this mad loling imd oign

[windsocks]

yeah, ha ha ha!
that's just great for you then!

god, you are such an ass.

[ticktocks]

why are yous o mad gezus

[windsocks]

because fuck off.
fuck off is why.

[ticktocks]

rude
ok htats it im ocing out there for real hsi time
you better run egebrrt im COMING for u
right
nwow

[windsocks]

yeah right.
enjoy your shitty crowded couch you drunken jerk.

[That's when he casually absconds to "go to the bathroom." And just heads out straight to the front lawn.

With any luck, he can keep Dave running in circles.]

[ticktocks]

[ he really is going this time! he stumbles his way from the living room to the hall and actually stops to ask for directions to the back yard so he can get there without, in fact, getting lost.

and while he's on his way there he looks down to text John with more stupid, drunken warnings of his impending approach, and ends up running full-body into someone in the hall. not hard enough to knock anyone over, but enough to warrant a verbal "oof." ]

Yo, my bad, I—oh heyyy, the fuck do you know. I toldja I was comin' for you, dude.

[windsocks]

[Yeah, 'cept it totally jammed his glasses into the bridge of his nose.]

Ow... [He rubs the offended area, looking red-faced and slightly panicked.] Dammit, Dave! Why couldn't you just stay on that couch?