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[brojob]

[Holy hell, sleeping in the same bed as another person is fucking stifling.

That's pretty much the first thought in Dirk's mind upon waking up, shortly following the split second of confusion as to why he feels like he's been swaddled in blankets and stuffed into a furnace. And the even longer moment of not being sure if he likes it or not. And the even longer moment after that that still hasn't ended where he's not really sure how they ended up like this. Because that blond head of hair definitely does not belong to Roxy, or even Rose. In fact, nobody is this bony, except for-

Ah. Well that little peek under the covers explains it. Sadly, it doesn't also explain exactly why his pants are missing. That part is still pretty much eluding him.]

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[ he makes a face, but he kind of likes the sound of it anyway, who'd have thought a virgin could be a slut anyway, and as if it proves the point he slides just a little lower until he literally can't breathe and purses his lips around the length, sucking hard as he slowly comes back up.

fuck, that hurts his jaw but he does it again anyway, just because it feels good. ]

[brojob]

Ah- [Oh sweet Jesus, yes. Yes. Where the fuck did Dave even learn this stuff? Because there's no way in hell he could have known all this just from watching porn.]

Case in point.

[ticktocks]

[ he's starting to get dizzy from all the air he's not getting but he can't stop, won't stop, it's too good and he's determined to keep milking these reactions from Dirk for all they're worth. even when he almost chokes from sinking down so low, tears springing into his eyes—he just slowly comes back up, gasps for breath through his nose and then eases back down, rhythmic and methodical.

at this point he's not even thinking about anything other than making sure Dirk's earth goat is good and got. ]

[brojob]

[Yeah, well consider it got, even if he's trying his best to hide it. You can bet he's gonna do his damnedest to get Dave back as best he can, too. He's going to show this guy up or die trying.

As for now, though, he's just struggling to breathe as deep and even as he can, determined not to let this end so damn soon.]