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[brojob]

[Holy hell, sleeping in the same bed as another person is fucking stifling.

That's pretty much the first thought in Dirk's mind upon waking up, shortly following the split second of confusion as to why he feels like he's been swaddled in blankets and stuffed into a furnace. And the even longer moment of not being sure if he likes it or not. And the even longer moment after that that still hasn't ended where he's not really sure how they ended up like this. Because that blond head of hair definitely does not belong to Roxy, or even Rose. In fact, nobody is this bony, except for-

Ah. Well that little peek under the covers explains it. Sadly, it doesn't also explain exactly why his pants are missing. That part is still pretty much eluding him.]

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[ticktocks]

[ dave's only present experience with sleeping anywhere near anyone else is when he was a baby or when he went through his teddy bear phase, or that one time when he passed out clinging to karkat's leg because they both bickered until they were too tired to detach from each other and go to bed, but that doesn't really count. obviously this is vastly different from that. by a lot.

the movement beside him makes him stir and groan faintly, face turning into his bent arm and the grip of his other one—slung loosely around dirk's middle—tighten a little. he stretches a little but ultimately does his best not to wake up. it's too early. he's too comfortable, if not a bit too warm. and whoever is next to him is soft and smells good, so fuck that. ]

Mmn.