herp derp two man strider pile

[brojob]

[Holy hell, sleeping in the same bed as another person is fucking stifling.

That's pretty much the first thought in Dirk's mind upon waking up, shortly following the split second of confusion as to why he feels like he's been swaddled in blankets and stuffed into a furnace. And the even longer moment of not being sure if he likes it or not. And the even longer moment after that that still hasn't ended where he's not really sure how they ended up like this. Because that blond head of hair definitely does not belong to Roxy, or even Rose. In fact, nobody is this bony, except for-

Ah. Well that little peek under the covers explains it. Sadly, it doesn't also explain exactly why his pants are missing. That part is still pretty much eluding him.]

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[brojob]

[Ah.]

No shit? What do you know, so do I.

[Is that a tiny, teasing smirk? Oh fuck, it is. Dave is just too tempting to mess with, even in a situation like this.]

[ticktocks]

[ oh god damn it dirk. he glances sideways. ]

Well don't that beat all. If I didn't know any better I'd say we got the same business practices in mind.

[brojob]

[Fuck, that wasn't an answer he was expecting.]

Yeah, but would a group venture be a good idea? After all, you gotta pick your collaborators carefully when it comes to this shit.

[ticktocks]

[ how does it feel having the tables turned on you, dirk. ]

Dunno, man, you tell me. I'd say I'm on an adventurous streak, but one, I don't even remember the last twelve hours, and two, I ain't never tried taking on a partner for all my crazy corporate scheming before. How do I know you won't try and swindle me out of my last boonbuck, is what I'm saying.

[brojob]

[The tables haven't turned, okay, he's just. Regrouping and coming up with a new strategy. Yeah.]

It'd take a right fucking bastard to do that to a newbie, for starters. And, y'know, someone who's probably a little experienced in the field. I'll level with you: I'm neither of those things.

[ticktocks]

[ ah, well, you don't say. at least it's nice that they're both speaking the same language here, which is to say that they suck at just coming out and saying anything in a non-stupid way. ]

Maybe that's just the up-n-coming kinda business the world needs, then. Nothing more pure and innocent than a couple of dudes not knowing what the fuck they're doing making capitalistic magic happen.

[brojob]

[He actually snickers humorlessly at that.]

You think they'd be able to handle the double-Strider action, though? It ain't exactly kosher.

[ticktocks]

It's whatever, we aren't Jewish.

[brojob]

[Oh my God.]

Yeah, I'm fairly sure that doesn't make it any less fucked up.

[ticktocks]

[ he's an idiot. ]

So we make it a private venture. Closed doors and code names. Make that shit more mysterious than who the actual fuck is taking over Disney's crap ever since the old guy froze himself for a thousand years.

[brojob]

You mean Satan? I thought that was confirmed fact.

[Dirk half-rolls over, looking straight at the other blond. And then looks some more. Like staring into his soul will get him anywhere.]

Look, this... this thing shouldn't have happened, and we'd do well to quit while we're still semi-ahead. We can still write this off.

[ticktocks]

[ Dave stares back, blank. ]

You might, but meanwhile I've got a hard-on the size of planet fucking Jupiter and even if I try'n tell it to think of something else you know that's only going to make it do the opposite.

[ it probably shows, for that matter. he's still laying flat on his back and the blankets pulled over him don't do much to hide it. ]

[brojob]

[Yeah he's... trying not to see that. And failing]

Having a thought in your mind while you're spanking the man meat ain't the same as making that thought come to fruition. Nothing's gonna be the same after you actually do it.

[Which, y'know, it already sounds like that's happened, given how much his tone sounds like a warning, and not a rejection.]

[ticktocks]

Is that supposed to be a bad thing.

[ y'know for being a virgin he's kind of a slut. ]

[brojob]

When it's your brother, yeah. It could be.

[ticktocks]

Could. I'll give you that, I guess.

[brojob]

[Dirk turns the rest of the way, skillfully hiding the tent his own... problem might make in the sheets, coming to face Dave fully. And just stares at him for another long moment.]

Guess I don't care if you don't.

[Except he kinda, but fuck that. His dick is wanting to do half the thinking for him, and honestly, if they're in the same boat, what is there to really stop him? Clinging to this half-formed idea of a family that he never had was kind of stupid anyway.]

[ticktocks]

Who said anything about not caring? That's the whole point, sharing is caring and all that, and it basically doesn't get any sharinger and caringer than—that.

[ which is, you know, true, but also him saying it in his native language of southwestern douche. ]

[brojob]

Alright. Then how about you care and cut the bullshit for like, two seconds, and share a little honest fucking conversation with me.

[He leans in a little, lips set in a firm line.]

Do you really want to throw caution and societal taboos to the wind and have sex with me? Simple yes or no will suffice.

[ticktocks]

[ without the bullshit Dave is a lot less comfortable and a lot more quiet, giving Dirk a long look while he thinks it over. which is kind of hard to do when half of his brain activity is under the influence of his hormones, but still. he must've wanted it enough to do whatever they did last night—there's nothing quite like alcohol to bring out the plain and honest intentions in a person, after all.

a faint swallow. ]

Yes.

[brojob]

[Fuck. He's never both wanted or dreaded a positive answer so bad in his life.]

Okay. [He nods.] Cool. It's good to get one hundred percent on the same page here.

[ticktocks]

Yeah.

[ now he's gone and been thrown off his game, lost whatever control he may or may not have had on the situation, and isn't quite sure how to proceed. he turns toward Dirk finally, jostling the blankets and shaking off the heavier of the two (it was too warm for that shit anyway). ]

Like the bruises didn't make it perfectly damn obvious that I wanted it bad in the first place.

[brojob]

Yeah, well in spite of the company I keep, I'm not always entirely inherently trusting of drunken priorities.

[Dirk edges just the tiniest bit closer, heart speeding up. This is wrong. So fucking wrong. But he wants it.]

[ticktocks]

Yeah, well, you're pretty uptight. Think it'd do you some good.

[ his throat feels a little dry and he swallows uselessly in hopes of fixing that problem a little as he gets closer. it doesn't do much and he figures he may as well just get used to the feeling for awhile, even if it is awkward. even more awkward is pressing dry lips against Dirk's, but he figures there's more to that funny feeling than just the fact that his mouth's dry, at the very least.

more than anything, it makes his the muscles in his lower stomach tighten just enough to be noticeable, enough to make him squirm in place to get a little relief from it. ]

[brojob]

[That makes him jump a little. And hell, it might as well be his first for how funny it makes him feel. Still, it... oh fuck it, if he just goes ahead and jumps into this, maybe he'll get over it, leaning in and trying to make it an actual kiss, lips pressing firmly against Dave's.

He wishes he could remember what it felt like last night, or if it was as awkward then as it is now.]